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Issue 60, Volume 19, August 6, 2012

Issue 60, Volume 19, August 6, 2012

 

COMEDY POLITICAL NEWS LETTER\

John A. La Couture, OBSERVER

Email: Catalysts@cfl.rr.com

 

HA! With all of the threats about doping athletes during or before the Olympics, and the cautions exerted, a type of accusation was made against the American swimmer from Florida?——” Did YOU pee in the pool?”

 It could be construed as a means of lighting the feud fire between Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte. What is the significance of leaking in the pool? Should we give a Yell : “Everybody out of the Pool!!”? OR, is this  a prelude to a  FOUL Play?

Lochte could be disqualified for using JET propulsion in an advantage over other contenders!

A Leak In The Pool-Doesn’t It Happen?

Why talk about it?—to the woeld?

Now, If the pool leaked, –that WOULD be news!

 

Reminds me of the story of the Canadian Geese flying south for the winter,

singing “OURS Fell On Alabama!”

 

Either someone has been reading my mail, or the info list has caught up with me! My vote would be for the latter.  In recent weeks, many of the offers for merchandise have an enclosure and coupon for a Birthday gift –of such and such.  There is a time limit fixed.  Next thing we will have other vital but   personal info via the mail. Have YOU had this recent experience? Most of  My personal statistics have been kept very closely.  Now, This! And,- What Next?

 

Many articles, blogs, jokes and cartoons  are hitting the web, about The ONE!

VERY INTERESTING!” was the continuing phrase on “Laugh-In” the long running and popular tv show that spawned success to many stars.  These articles, etc. are very interesting and, if true, should cook the goose of the incumbent nominee.  What took ’em so long?

And–where did the American Branch of the World Class Liars Club miss out?

The ONE should have had the Gold Medal Award, like the Nobel Prize, before he made it to the Presidency.  It was obvious, if one would only look to see that fa ahead.! Again, hindsight is hindsight, is hindsight!  How were WE to know?

 

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He should have a permanent place on his wall to display his Club honors!

It would have to be a very large place for the many awards!

Would we know better next time? We shall see! America has, in the least, one more “next time”, coming on November 6, Tuesday. All kinds of “SPIRITSwill show up to vote. Please make sure yours does! 

A recent concern with military voting has come to our attention. It is  the Obama Group plans to “process” our Military Ballots.  It has been done before, sic: Florida absentee ballots for the Bush/Gore run off. Every lawful vote must be counted!,!

Please read my separate enclosure on the Obama tactic and advise  against it.

Supposedly, this problem was temporarily solved by a decision of Pentagon and Sec, Leon Panetta.in early July this year?.

Guys and Gals,–you gotta’ keep your eyes open and

your ears to the ground. There is an ever ongoing rumble of

“CHANGE”  as we go “FOREWARD!” to the LEFT!

Surely, tyranny, and socialism will follow us all if the road to

so called freedom is continued. We must get our affairs, our house, in order SOON. Our great risk by borrowing and depending upon a competitor, or competitors, our advisories, has to be REJECTION. They can say “NYET”, NO  at a time when we have the most need. This is the most precarious position we face when we are guided into a dependency out of which we cannot we cannot climb.

The VOTE  of each of us will  determine our fate!

Yes! You do get tired of reading this,-tired of hearing this, but it is a warning not to be forgotten! As time unfolds, you will have these warnings in your memory as either a pleasant reminder or otherwise, but it shall be there!

May we remember the  sub-current of gun activity in our colonies.  Colonist, settlers and others were the object of gun collectors in New America. They were a necessity for hunting game and defense from the savage Indians. But they were a threat to the British military.  British mercenaries, Hessians (German soldiers) hunted gun owners, their gun possessions, powder

and lead, which had to be hidden in secret places, buried or  a cache in the forest.

Gun makers, blacksmiths, and sales places were sought out.  The need for arms prompted our Second Amendment. It helped the new settlers to become independent and made the American Revolution successful.

It is a right clearly explained in the Constitution.

Why are the socialists ready to prohibit gun possession, carry,, or ownership?

Why does the Socialist side with the U.N. over a private right of American Citizens?

Their purpose is to make us easier to control!

—to make America subservient, to conquer us!

NOT By The Hair On MY Chinny-Chin-Chin!

And, That Is The TRUTH !

Issue 61, Volume 19, August 14, 2012

Issue 61, Volume 19, August 14, 2012

 

COMEDY POLITICAL NEWS LETTER

John A. La Couture, OBSERVER

Email: Catalysts@cfl.rr.com

 

On this day, a whole lifetime ago, the Big Game of War ended! Japan lost what they had begun at Pearl Harbor!

Unfortunately, perhaps, this was not the end of “Games”. Just as before the attack, the games continued, but in this case, a greater respect for America was the advantage. A friendly and helpful attitude of government existed. Japan prospered.

What had been done and how it was done took a back seat in national relations.

But to those of America, and other countries who were drawn into the conflict, remembering the horrors would be forever etched in our memory. Many charters of history have tried to erase the whole incident from our knowledge. They cannot!

It may have mellowed and been mitigated, but, IT DID HAPPEN, as we have been reminding those who will accept the truth!

Other Games have begun. No, it is not the friendly opposition of the London Olympics, where personal strength of individuals and teams compete in sports for the glory of winning. It is likely to be the most important game of this decade, The Political Game! The strength and weaknesses of the contenders, either true or fabricated will be brought out as effectively as possible with a great amount of posturing and fantasy being employed. A given is the chance that the Biggest Lie, or The Biggest Mistake will be a deciding factor for the winner.

Flip your favorite coin for Him!

But Vote!

A large part of the process of po;itics is the vetting of a candidate!

 

What are his or her qualifications? Does the Candidate meet all requirements, the right age, the residency requirement as well as the question of Citizenship? Most of all, are these verified by public record, and open for the scrutiny of the voters?

There is an old saying to the effect that if the Candidate does not disclose these requirements, there is something to hide? Is there something to hide??

The incumbent has not opened his records, as happened with parts of the records with the last President of his Party, the Democrats. Clinton refused to identify his health record. The incumbent has, successfully foiled these requirements for qualification, submitting false or dubious birth records and very little else of the requirements.

Why should anyone vote President Obama into office for a second term? You know the rote: “Fool me once, etc.”! Well, he did not fool me the first time, and shall not in the next go around! My hope is for a majority of other voters to have reached the same conclusion. The incumbent, Obama, does not bode any good for us.OBSERVER, endorses the Dem’s motto “Time for CHANGE”!

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This” CHANGE” would not encompass the program of Obama.

With a realization that there are problems, as pointed out by Conservatives, Liberals, Progressives and such, would it not be wise to install oversight and review into current policies, entitlements, and procedures? America’s first duty is to home, Homeland and Citizens. This should be a GIVEN! —Meaning that our largess must be given First to American Citizens. Our money must be spent to help feed, educate and for medication to U.S. Citizens. From that point, repairs or improvements to super- structure or infer-structures of the nation should be our expenditures. There is the shovel ready jobs and work for our people. Welfare is just another thing; Workfare is a key to improvement of our land, along with the ingenuity of the private sector. ….Just Get It Done!

Improve AMERICA First!

Foreward AMERICA must have a “Move” in front! Nepotism, cronyism, and payback for donations and funding obligations, cannot be the moving force for improvement, for the CHANGE, WE DESERVE AND EXPECT TO MAKE OUR LAND GROW! It has not been forthcoming as promised.

Chicago standard political practices will never Grow America!

Now, Romney and Ryan, YOU Make It Happen!

Ask not what your country can do for you, what can YOU Do for your country?” needs to be a reminder, over and over!

When we can help ourselves, then only, shall we be able to help others!

 

Dear Friends,you have been advised of the vision loss being exxperienced/ With the loss could come loss of joy in doing the things which keep me busy and active in mind. ( If you allow it?)

Try this on for size: My Retina Specialist appointment was being kept. The receptionist, in a business like manor asked why I came to the Doctor?

“I have an appointment, and you called me yesterday.”

“Has your vision changed since your last visit?” (That was one month ago, and I have been going regularly for over two years.)

“No, I can’t see for STUFF, and could not see for STUFF then either!”

“Here is a form for you to fill out!” “Looks like the same one filled out previously.”

“Well, we need you to complete it again.” “Look, I have this appointment because my vision is failing!”–“Well I will help you!” and she did, without a great change in attitude, smartly but not overly friendly. I’m just another old geezer!

Now we need you to sign this form!”was my next advisement in the same voice pattern, as she handed me the clip board.

Taking the ballpoint she offered, I made the motion of wetting it, as we did in olden days. Holding the board and the pen, I quietly asked the question: “HOW DO YOU SPELL X? ” There was a surprised look on the young lady, in unbelief! Then she laughed, saying: “You Got Me There!”

And, That Is The TRUTH